James has never heard of Doctor, Doctor jokes. They don't have them in America. So here are a few:
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!
Well sit still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!
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No Doctor Doctor jokes? Americans really are culturally deprived.
Doctor Doctor I feel like a biscuit!
Here, have one of mine.
No thanks, I don't like Custard Creams.
You must be Crackers!
Maybe it doesn't go quite like that.
ha! ha! ha! -james
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