Here's the Poggle's advice on making a good first impression:

1 Smile a lot.
2 Say, "Wah, wah, wah."
3 Wave your arms around.
4 Play peep-o if there is a spare scarf, towel, or pair of hands nearby.
5 Even more enchanting: play peep-o without covering your eyes. It's really cute.
6 Shuffle along on your bum. Fall over. Get up again without screaming.

I have an interview at a job agency this afternoon.